Dear Invisible Millionaire Friends,

lately you've probably been asking yourself, "what will i do with all my excess millions of dollars i have laying around the house in piles and in bank accounts the world over?" this is a common question a lot of millionaires and billionaires ask themselves, really. don't feel bad for not being able to spend it all! that's normal and probably healthy. i mean, we can only have so many houses, jets, adopted babies, and day spa memberships, right?? totally understandable.

well, i'm here to help.

i've actually been sending you telepathic messages for some time now, but i'm not sure you're receiving them.





















yes, this is the most current anthropologie catalog that i recently got in the mail. and yes, YOU CAN BUY ME EVERYTHING IN IT.

by "everything," i actually mean "everything." if you need my sizes in shoes, pants, tops, dresses, beds, walls, etc., just post a comment and i'll get back to ASAP. (note: i have been including these sizes in my telepathic messages, but as with the messages themselves, i fear they may have gotten lost somewhere along the way).

oh sure, there are other, more valuable ways to burn through your piles of cash (friends committee on national legislation [fcnl] comes to mind, a quaker lobby group that promotes peace and social justice), but you probably have your pet causes already, don't you?

just take a look at this blouse, though, and tell me you don't think WE WOULD ALL look ravishing in it:





















and look at this beautiful scene below! there's a peacock! truly the anthropologie catalogs are works of art. don't you wish you lived in gauzy-perfect-french-bohemian-anthropologie world??
[SIGH. i do.]
















so please invisible millionaires, do what you know is right in your heart: buy me everything from the anthropologie catalog. (click on link to view the catalog, and just imagine how happy i would be in the blue dress on pg. 5, or the white dress on pg. 8).

this isn't really asking too much. it's not haute couture we're talking about, just out of my price range at the moment ...

thanking you in advance for your kindness,
:) sylvia.
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo!