to be fair, some of the photo studios featured are NOT olan mills portraits, but that doesn't matter. because many actually are, and they all smack of the "olan mills" studio experience. [aside: "picture day" at school every fall was a horror for me. every single year i took a terrifically ugly photo, and then would BEG my mother to let me get re-takes. (which she only did like, once, when i had my eyes closed or something. never one to indulge my vanity, she would tread that shallow pool of trying to explain gently that i really did look like that, and/or "it isn't THAT bad, sylvia, honestly." i wish i had some of my own to put here; there were some gems, let me tell you).]
so here's a sampling of the hilarity (click on link above to see complete selection, and although i wish i could take credit for the zinger captions, alas, they're some mysterious other person's ...):
Just a typical day on the plantation. In a business suit. Y'know, for a budget meeting with the slaves.
Bobbi isn't the first waitress to fall for her manager, but she and Dale both got fired from Shoney's.
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