a funny mcsweeny's: "my pet peeves"
here's just a taste:
Those pretentious phonies who say "pasta" instead of paste or "Boca Raton" instead of rat's mouth.
When a can of cheap peas says "Pea Color and Size May Vary" and inside there's just one giant blue pea.
Halloween decorations in a hospice.
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About Me
- sylvia
- i started this blog when i was depressed about turning 30. then i turned 30 and guess what? it was totally fine. not depressing at all. (look at me! i'm as shocked as anyone). i'm not blogging anymore ... but maybe someday i'll be back.
new blogger disclaimer:
i started this whole blogging thing in october 2007 basically to feed my ego and make my personal musings very public. [well, and i was getting so lazy with email, you know? that, and a little bored online to be honest. i can only read the gossip at the superficial and the news at cnn so many times a day. oh, i have other bookmarks ... and some minor compulsions.]
there is absolutely no reason for me to have a blog. my life is pretty dull. lately i'm very despondent about turning 30 and having accomplished ... erm, nothing. i suppose i will use this space to try and be funny and grateful and more loving. i have a lot to be thankful for in my life, i know this in theory. i also have a very specific list of shit i meant to have done by now. so, it's a constant battle to remember what's most important.
someday i will explain "carpe lucis," promise. i have a lot to get to first.
there is absolutely no reason for me to have a blog. my life is pretty dull. lately i'm very despondent about turning 30 and having accomplished ... erm, nothing. i suppose i will use this space to try and be funny and grateful and more loving. i have a lot to be thankful for in my life, i know this in theory. i also have a very specific list of shit i meant to have done by now. so, it's a constant battle to remember what's most important.
someday i will explain "carpe lucis," promise. i have a lot to get to first.
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