and this is a "muffin top" (i'll let you make the connection yourself):
i'm sitting here, comfortably typing at the computer, in some pink pants that for the better part of last year, I COULD NOT EVEN BUTTON. and now, not only do they close (un-painfully no less), there's no muffin top. same goes for two pairs of jeans ... only a few more jeans to go ...
[why is it "pair" of jeans? i realize that jeans have a "pair" of legs, but when i say "i got two pairs of jeans last month" (i did not, in fact, buy this many jeans last month), why doesn't that mean i GOT FOUR jeans??]
4 comments:
muffin tops are the best part. i eat the rest but it's always out of pity. poor muffin bottom.
yes, the muffin "top" on an actual edible-baked-good muffin IS the best part. i'm not sure if this is so in the case of the love-handle muffin top ... i'm not a guy. maybe i'll make muffins tomorrow. do you have any eggs?
Hey, I know those pink pants. And good for you!
I've got a serious muffin top going on. Except it's all right in front. I expect it to be there for the next four months or so.
p.s. your muffin top is not a muffin top, my dear. it's a little human. totally different. but nice try, skinny-lady. i watched your pounds melt off once from all the breast-feeding, and i'm sure it will happen again!!
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