brandy: salutations, beauregard!
beauregard: fuck off, brandy.
brandy: aren't you happy to be alive? you can tell i'm happy because i'm smiling ALL THE TIME.
beauregard: help me. someone. for the love of god, let me go back to my pen with my hay and carrots, my Jeopardy! ... i'm-five-seconds-away-from-kicking-an-infant, people.
brandy: salutations, beauregard!
beauregard: i wonder if a full bottle of tylenol would do it for me. i weigh a lot.
(i only wish i had made up these names, but those are their real names according to the yahoo photo. the link is dead now, sorry).
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