"you're a walking turn-on."walking ... with your giant walking stick/piece of lumber? is this fun new "Big Zip" for walkers or ... those dudes from the highland games that have to toss a log? (yes, thank you, i "get it" with the stick. i'm trying to ignore "it," ahem).
honestly, why aren't more men wearing these one-pieces today? i recall when a brother of mine went through a phase in high school where he wore blue mechanic coveralls, but why isn't the "Big Zip" making a comeback yet? (click on image to enlarge and read the full description).
it's figure-flattering AND it's a shirt and pants IN ONE. (think of how stress-free getting dressed can be, without having to worry about whether that shirt matches these jeans!) all you have to worry about is whether your chest hair is going to get stuck in the zipper or not. (this outfit screams Chest Hair Fluffy and ON DISPLAY, does it not?)
and because it's 50-50 poly/cotton, i'm sure there's very little ironing. might suck a bit when you have to go to the bathroom. in the winter.
well, i know what i'm getting my the men life for christmas now. that was easy.
(also comes in "rust," and a short-sleeved version in "natural" and "camel" [cough.]).
thanks, again, josh.
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