Thursday, March 13, 2008

au revoir mes amies!

this is Le Beach Mansion (location undisclosed and photo slightly blurry for security reasons, DUH), circa november 2007. it's where i'll be for the next SIX DAYS. my emailing will be sporadic at best, and i doubt i'll be blogging at all. [the girl in the photo is a friend i miss and have been meaning to call (poker shark extraordinaire AND gorgeous attorney, jessica).]

you can't tell from this photo, but if jessica turned and looked at the camera, she'd also be looking straight at the atlantic ocean, just down a private boardwalk from the house, past the yard ... (the infinity pool is so cleverly built in to the deck it's almost impossible to find in this photo. almost. did i mention it has a hot tub built-in to it, too?)














the entire top row of windows is a huge beautiful suite we affectionately call the "crow's nest," and it's where i'll be sleeping because i'm the early riser of the group. notice i have my own private balcony facing the sea, bitches! i mean: mes amies - my sweet friends who can't join me this time.

so if you have my number, feel free to call me, but don't be surprised if i sound a little ... uhm, giddy in the early afternoon. or the morning for that matter. (i'm not a lush, seriously. i like to joke about going on vacation and getting drunk in the morning and then i do it once and am hungover by 2 p.m. and am totally sorry i tried that). OK, so don't be surprised if all i sound is incredibly HAPPY AND CONTENT AND TAN AND YOU HEAR WAVES IN THE BACKGROUND, perhaps a beagle snoring ...

[this feast of pleasure is owed directly to my dearest friends g & j, and their loving generosity. (as well as that of j's sister - ahem!) g & j could've decided to spend their spring break completely sequestered at this beach paradise, and instead they chose to invite their friends for the duration. they're letting me bring my goddamn dogs, even. bless them. words aren't enough, here, to express my gratitude ... i'm going to have get creative here since they don't need money or sexual favors and they have wildly varying food palates ... hmm ...]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'm insainly jealous. enjoy, you've earned it!